Who's pitcher and who's catcher?

Who's the quarterback and who's the wide receiver?

Who's the boss and who's the intern?

Catch the drift? Keep it, um...clean. Some fellow readers and myself had this conversation.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

This is the most important question of my young life.

I need, want, crave, DEMAND answers.

NOW.

So you want to know who's the man of the pants in the relationship?

Honestly, if I keep thinking about this, I won't ever be able to read about the two of them ever again. XDD. GAH. No. Out of my headdddd. It's just something about me. This one time, I read a fanfic on this one show and they said this one guy was naked, and every single time i saw him in the show, or I thought of him I pictured him naked. It's just sometihng my stupid mind does.

-they swtich up, -- it all depends on Magnuses outfit that day-

Woah! I've said too much already.

XDXDXD
That is a very good answer.

Woah. I got images. I got imagessss...

Not that that's nessecarily a *bad* thing, but still .I'm only fourteen. I shouldn't be thinking about gay smut until I'm at least fifteen. At the minimum.

But....I do have to put my two cents in, now that I has teh imagesss.

Considering the fact that Alec wouldn't know what the hell he was doing the first few times, I'd say Magnus would definetly be the....y'know. Pitcher. *giggles like a fangirl*

Okay, it's official. Teh Internets has stolen the last piece of innocence I had left. Damn you, Internets. Damn you.

-dies-
I knew this would be a great conversation.

Okay, I guess if you think about it THAT way, but seriously, I can't see Alec as the bitch. Can you? And besides, I don't know if this applies to gays, but this is the rule of law for most lesbians -- the one with the shortest hair is the total man of the pants. So I guess... depending on how long you visualize Magunsses hair being.... XDD

And oh please. IM fouriteen. Well... that is only for another 6 days. YUS. Anyways, yeah innocense left the building i think about 7 years ago when I was surfing the internet and a porno pop up came on my screen. XD.

I thin now would be the time to mention the beautiful song my aunt wrote about Alec and Magnus.
It should be noted that her two cats share the same name;hence the fur comment in the song.

-ahem-

"Oh the weather outside is frightful,
but my fur is so delightful.
And if you tickle me way down low...
I'll be your ho, be your ho, be your ho."

This thread is like a non-refundable, one-way ROFLcopter ticket to LOLland. xDD

Anyway, it is true that Alec wouldn't know what he was doing at first, but, you know, Shadowhunters... they're probably the aggressive type... So I think he'd figure it out and get into it pretty quickly.

Although the switching off thing seems the most likely to me.

YAY, I'm 99% sure I'm the youngest one on this thread now xP Happy belated birthday, Alaska.

-looks at above post-
-laughs so hard she cries-

Just as a side note, this is actually the sole reason I COULD NOT watch Broke Back Mountain. When the sex scene came on I just giggled myself silly "Pft... HAHAHHAHA. That guy's the other guy's bitch! AHAHAHHA"

XD.

Yeah no, they definitely switch it off. What with Magnuses expert skills with however many years on him, and Alec's unconcourable Shadowhunter cockiness.... naww. XDDDD

LOL. That's great.

Loki wrote:

This thread is like a non-refundable, one-way ROFLcopter ticket to LOLland. xDD Anyway, it is true that Alec wouldn't know what he was doing at first, but, you know, Shadowhunters... they're probably the aggressive type... So I think he'd figure it out and get into it pretty quickly. Although the switching off thing seems the most likely to me. YAY, I'm 99% sure I'm the youngest one on this thread now xP Happy belated birthday, Alaska. -looks at above post- -laughs so hard she cries-

Alec is totally the man. At first I though it was Mag, but then I realized that the man wears pounds of glitter, hair gel, and make-up, and there is no way Alec would bottom for that. It's more likely that Jace will end up gay with Simon, the JEWISH VAMPIRE. LOL.
And when I think of Magnus, I see Bill Kaulitz from Tokio Hotel, and that guy could never top.

mick2thea2thela wrote:

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! This is the most important question of my young life. I need, want, crave, DEMAND answers. NOW.

Um, excuse me?
I too, see magnus as Bill for Tokio Hotel and he is totally one of the hottest people alive. But what's this 'he totally couldn't top'

I BEG TO DIFFER.

Do you see that diva Magnus? If he was a prostitutes, straight men would line up for hours just too see him. Like that sex god could be bottom. Come on. He might wear glitter, but he ain't nobody's bitch.

I could ask MY magnus/alec real-life couple for the answer you know...yet that'd be sooo awkward. So i'm not going to unless I get very very drunk. lol

Magnus is definitely the most emotionally involved one, though.

So yeah, I'd say in the beginning Mag was pitcher n Alec was catcher ^^ But then they switched.

Ugh now i wanna now how it is for MY alec. S**t. Awkward questions coming along...