Jocklyn is gonna wake up. And Luke is gonna kiss her. Right off the bat. Just full out kiss her. And be like "I've waited WAY too long for that." And then Clary kisses Jace and goes "I've waited way too long for THAT" and then Simon and Mia do some snogging, and then Sabastien finds a buddy. And then Magnus and Alec get it on, and then Alec's parents are like "wtf?" and Izzy is like "Yay 4 Alec. Magnus I thk ur kewl" and then she finds someone to make out with [.....Sabastien?] and then everybody else does some more snogging. And then Valentine goes, "Inquisitor! Kiss me!!" "Gladly!!!!" and then a Forsaken guy runs in and goes "WHAT THE HELL??? WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THIS CRAP!!!! WTF ARE YA'LL DOING??? GET THE HELL OUTTA MY HOUSE OR GET ON WITH THE STORY!" and thats when everybody stops what they're doing and looks around and notices that there are definitely WAY to many fucking people in the room and everybody clears out except for Valentine, Jockelyn, Clary, Luke, and Jace and then Jocelyn goes "Alright. Now, I bet you're all wondering what the answers are to all your endless questions. I am grand master Debater, and I posses all answers. Unfortunitely, Cassandra has decided to treat everyone to some cruel and unnusual punishment and you will al have to wait until the next chapter."
next chapter commences. In the time we were gone Jocelyn has managed to knit some mittens and has given them to Clary. Clary is admiring them. "Yeah, yeah i like them. They have a nice EDGE to them. They're totally punk ass mom. And totally impressive considering you havent got anything to have made them with and you did it in 60 seconds flat." "Well you're very welcome sweatheart."
And we're back. "Right. The big Q&A. Well why don't we just get rid of some from the start. Valwntine, yes, you are gay. That is why I left. You did not love me, you loved your footmassagist. Luke, you sunnova bitch I kicked your ass in our last poker game so you definitely owe me $20. Clary, your toaster was in the cupboard the entire freaking time I told you and you never listen! and Jace, I thnk ur hawt."
XDDDDDDD. Wow. Sorry about that. I just kinda flew off the handle there a little bit. LOOOLL.
Case and point, I think Luke should kiss her the first chance he gets and I think he will because he will realize that he might never get another chance to.