Ok, so today is her birthday, and instead of getting cards and cake and ice cream and presents, she's defending herself to her underage boyfriend about how she wasn't choosing a friend over him. She had to assure him that her friend texted her, not the other way around.

The funny thing is?

She and her crib midget boyfriend weren't even talking when she was texting her friend. He sent her a text and it took her too long to respond, so he called her and bitched her out about talking to someone else instead of him when he wanted to talk to her.

WHY DOESN'T SHE REALIZE THAT HE DOES NOT OWN HER!!!??? She doesn't have to defend herself to him! He's a 16 year old PUNK, and she just turned 19 today. He needs to give his balls time to drop, grow up and learn his place.

And OMG, the bitch just called Bill gay again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IMA KILL HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's roll her down a hill and cover her in BBQ and leave her for the ants. BTW... Are you and J still picking me up so I can spend the night?

To quote the fine words of Isabelle Lightwood, which I cannot remember because I don't have my book with me, that girl needs to learn to use her female superiority. Gotta keep those dudez in line, you know!


Oh, and just a bit of advice:

When killing people, don't use a chainsaw, no matter how fun and entertaining it sounds.

Because there is no dead body that was brutally diced with a chainsaw behind me. No, why would you think that? Heh... OH NOES! TEH POLICE! RUUUUUUUUuuuuuun....

Just kidding.

or am i?