You get Isabelle's blackmail pictures of Baby Alec taking a bath!

*inserts a dollar*

hahaha cute ^^ and compromising...

you get Luke's teenage years diary

*inserts $1*

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

You get the personal pictures Alec and Mag lost. ;D

*inserts a dollar*

You get Jace's dead pet bird Valentine killed when Jace was a kid.

*inserts a dollar*

Loool watcha supposed to do with THAT?

you get Chairman Meow's hair bleach bottle.

*inserts $1*

... If there was ever a cat whose owner dyed their hair, it'd be Chairy.

You get Simon's fang. Jace accidentally knocked it out....

*inserts a dollar*

lol shouldn't that knock one of his teeth out now?

you get... one of those extra thigh sheaths of Isabelle's....

*inserts $1*

I'd think if his fang came out, one would grow back.

You get a Church's hairball!

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(lol yeah no I meant Jaces teeth, because of the mark of Cain, but whatever ^^")

you get...em... Jocelyn's first bra!

*inserts $1*

Oh, yeah. That's true... Well, pretend that doesn't happen...

Wow! A Bra!

You get a used tampon! I'll not say whose it is... D:

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erm... yay?

for that you're getting Imogen Herondale's secret "sexy" pics.

*inserts $1*

Quote:

You get Magnus and Alec's first framed condom! Congrats!

Woohoow!!!Yay me!!!auhsuhaushuhauhs

Lisa,you get Jace's bathtub full of Spaghetti \o/

*inserts $1*

_________________
Hey,Jace,I'm an only child!Would you be my brother?

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is such a funny thing to say haha

LOLOL. That's a good one.

You get Magnus' rainbow leather pants!!

*inserts dollar*

^^

You get Taki's menu card ^^

*inserts a dollar*

You get a Sabastian Statue!!!!
You can hang hats on him and stuff!

*tries to insert a Loonie [dollar coin] but can't find the slot for it. Realizes the machine only accepts bills. Kicks machine nearly breaking big toe. Falls to knees and screams to the heavens "Fucking Americans!!!!!!!!!!!!!". Is not fully sure, but is almost certain she hears a distant roaring laughter coming from the sky. Gets really angry [but does not turn into the Hulk] and chucks a loonie at the machine anyways. Miraculously, the loonie goes right into the slot. After a second the Machine speaks up "We're sorry, but this machine does not acc----" the machine at this moment notices the fire shooting out of Alaska's nostrils, and reconsiders it's words. "Congradulation, the TMI Vending Machine now accepts Canadian money! Please play again". Alsaska huffs in triamph. "Damn straight....... Bitch.", and is promptly struck in the head by a flying Salmon*