yeah, I guess it's better if you cook it first, not that it tastes better it's just better for health reasons

Yeah. I'm all better now, though.

I don't know why but I really love this Quote:

Maia: That's sweet, that he loves his sister like that.
Simon: Yeah, it's precious.

Okay. This was without doubt, one of the best quotes I have ever read in all of History. I had to stop reading and get off my bed and just laugh for 20 minutes. It took me a second, and I had to re-read the quote to get it, but when I did, oh my......

"Why do human wear such high heels?"
"Well you know my moto, Nothing Less Than Seven Inches!"

Luke: Why would I have a spider? Do I look like someone who would collect them?
Jace: No offense, but you kind of do.


Isabelle: If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl,' I'm going to kill you.
Max: Who's Magnus?
Alec: He's a warlock.
Isabelle: A sexy, sexy warlock.

I laughed too hard at this...


"It's a fabulous idea." Jace dropped the paper back onto the table, and began to slide off his jacket. "I've got a stele we can use. Who wants to do me?"

"A regrettable choice of words," muttered Magnus

Well since most of the quotes I love have been quoted (lol) I shall say this one:

Quote:

Clary: Other crack teams get bad boomerangs and wall-crawling powers; we get the Aquatruck. Magnus: If you don't like it, Nephilim, you're welcome to see if you can walk on water.

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ching-wah TSAO duh liou mahng

Sometimes you just wanna duct-tape her mouth, and… dump 'er in the hold for a month.

All of my favorites have been listed except these ones, when Jace accuses Alec of his relationship with Magnus:

Quote:

"We're not dating," Alec said again. "Oh?" Magnus said. "So you're just that friendly with everybody, is that it?"

Quote:

"... What was all that about, anyway? [Luke] "Nothing," chorused Clary, Simon, Alec, Magnus, and Jace, in surprising and probably never-to-be-repeated unison.

That made me chuckle a little. xD I think that's it for being funny, but I can name many other quotes that satisfied my love of shippings. Specifically AlecxMagnus. Lots and lots of AlecxMagnus. @.@

EDIT:
More! =D

Quote:

Jace suggested that the cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomatically unlikely with themselves.

Quote:

Magnus brightened. "Were you there all night?" He asked Alec. "No," Alec said. "I went home and then came back. I'm wearing different clothes, aren't I? Look." Everyone looked. Alec was wearing a dark sweater and jeans, which was exactly what he'd been wearing the day before. Clary decided to give him the benefit of the doubt.

Quote:

Everyone, as it turned out, wanted a doughnut. Jace wanted two.

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"And that there." Magnus said, looking across the room at Will. "The boy with the angry looks and the eyes like twilight in hell. That's Will?"
"That is unfortunately Will," Tessa acknowledged.
-The Clockwork Angel

My fave quotes have been posted already, but reading some of the others just cracked me up... they're all so funny

I'm making a Word sheet of all my favorite passages. I'll probably put it up on my blog when I'm finished. (It's probably going to end up at least 30 pages, mind you.)

New favorite quote: "Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope." Magnus awesomeness. I'm not even quite sure why I enjoy it so much.

Most of my favourite quotes have been posted already apart from this awesome Magnus quote

"Stop. I don't do you favours, Alec. I do things for you because-well, why do you think I do them?"

Magnus and Alec/Magnus own CoA. My poor Jace/Alec heart used to ache in the beginning but now I can't get enough of Alec/Magnus!